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The Great Labor Day Marmot Heist
Labor Day was practically engineered for marmot misconduct. It had everything they needed. The end of summer. Exhausted humans. Crowded trails. Picnics. A long weekend. And, most importantly, the rapidly approaching realization that winter was coming. For the marmots of … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays
Tagged Alpine Marmot Commandos, baby, Biscuit Blacktail, Butterball, Cheeks McSnatch, Crumbbeard, heist, humor, Labor Day, Marmot Rock, marmots, Mittens, Mossback McGrump, National Park Mysteries, Nutmeg McChunky, Ol’ Whiskers, Pegpaw Pete, pirates, Rocky Mountain National Park, Rocky Mountains, snack and run, Snackpaw, Whiskerblade
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Cap’n Cheeks McSnatch and the Fiery Gold of the Sun God
The Summer Solstice arrived over the high country with all the subtlety of a marmot falling off a boulder. Long before dawn, the tundra above the Alpine Visitor Center glowed silver beneath the first rays of sunlight. Wildflowers stirred. Pikas … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Holidays
Tagged Alpine Visitor Center, Biscuit Blacktail, Cheekpouch Corsair, Cheeks McSnatch, Crumbbeard, Fiery Gold of the Sun God, heist, humor, Mad Molly Marmotbane, marmots, National Park Mysteries, One-Eyed Walnut Jack, Pegpaw Pete, Pip, Pirate Code, pirates, Rocky Mountain National Park, Rocky Mountains, solstice, Squalltail Sam, Tiny Terror Tumblefur, Trail Ridge Road, Whistling Marauder
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Memorial Day at Altitude: The Case of the Liberated Vending Machine
By Memorial Day, the snow finally loosened its grip on Trail Ridge Road, like a grumpy marmot reluctantly letting go of a sun-warmed rock. Plows roared, gates swung open and the Alpine Visitor Center emerged from its winter cocoon looking … Continue reading
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Tagged Alpine Legends, Eternal Picnic, heist, marmots, National Park Mysteries, Rocky Mountain National Park, tourism
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The Ballad of Picktail and the Eternal Haul
The burrow was a symphony of snores. January had settled over Rocky Mountain National Park like a weighted blanket, woven from snow and existential dread. Nutmeg McChunky was three months deep into his Maintenance of the Sphere protocol, occasionally twitching … Continue reading