Monthly Archives: August 2001

Her Majesty, the Queen

It takes connections to hang out with presidents and royalty.

Tonight I got to travel to Boulder to see Queen Margaret. She was in Boulder with the Colorado Shakespeare Festival. I thought that she’d talk to me or at least wave like President Bush had, but instead she spent her time scheming against English nobles and taking advantage of King Henry. It was very sad because everyone kept dying.

I sat in the front row and the nobles kept looking at me. After Queen Margaret killed everyone and was imprisoned by King Richard, I wanted to try out the King’s throne, but a mean guard said I couldn’t. I’m not just any rodent, you know!

Before the show I got the visit some of the more famous sites at the University of Colorado. I checked out the buffalo at Folsom Field and climbed on the sundial at Norlin Library and poked my nose into Old Main. I really enjoy sightseeing!

 

The Colorado State Capitol

There turns out to be some mystique to making rules a mile above sea level!

After seeing President Bush, I decided to take a peek at how the government worked down here. Up in the mountains marmots all did their own thing. For the most part this worked pretty well. You grow up, you find a rock ledge that no other marmot is using, dig it up, make a home and move in. Really, it’s pretty easy being a marmot out in the wild.

It turns out, though, that people have other people to tell them what they need to do and how to live. That doesn’t seem to bother too many folks. I guess life is easy when someone makes all the decisions for you. And if you don’t like who’s making the decisions, every now and again you just throw them out and get someone new to decide what you need to do.

After I saw President Bush, I stopped by the Colorado State Capitol to see where the people who make decisions live. I was corrected that they just make the decisions at the State Capitol and live somewhere else. I don’t understand why people can’t make decisions at home.

I got to wander around the Capitol and see where people work and the desks they sit at. There are a lot of really old things in the Capitol and some really old people, too. It turns out that the Capitol building is one mile above sea level. This turns out to be an arbitrary measurement that is equivalent to 5280 feet. A foot is arbitrary, too. It’s based on the foot of a long dead person who used to make decisions. I guess he measured a lot of stuff with his feet, too.

I learned that living in Denver was a pretty cool thing. Denver is known as “the Mile High” city because some arbitrary measurement places it a mile above sea level. I hope that some day I get to go to sea level and figure out what all the excitement is about.

Stormy peering over the edge at the Colorado State Capitol.

Stormy peering over the edge at the Colorado State Capitol.

Denver is one mile above sea level. But you can't see the sea from here.

Denver is one mile above sea level. But you can’t see the sea from here.

Stormy, perched atop the well worn "Mile High" survey marker.

Stormy, perched atop the well worn “Mile High” survey marker.

Stormy examines the Civil War era cannon in front of the Colorado State Capitol.

Stormy examines the Civil War era cannon in front of the Colorado State Capitol.

The President of the United States

How lucky can a marmot get? Not two days off the mountain and I got to meet George Bush, the President of the United States!

Two days after coming to live in what people call “the civilized world” I was handed tickets to the Colorado Rockies game at Coors Field. The Rockies, which makes me think of majestic tall mountains, are a bunch of men in funny clothes who play a game that requires them to hit a small ball – I thought it was a white rock at first – with a large wooden stick, then run really fast. The game is called baseball and is played in a large green clearing surrounded by layers of uncomfortable seating. It’s sort of like sitting on the side of a mountain, looking down into a valley, something I did a lot of back on Mount Ida.

The Colorado Rockies were playing a team (that’s like a marmot family group) called the Atlanta Braves, who came from some hot muggy place called Georgia. I guess you have to be really brave to live in a hot muggy place. The two teams would take turns hitting the ball, catching it, then chasing each other. This is called a game, but it’s actually treated as some sort of a competition.

The game was held at a place called Coors Field, which is named after a group of people who make a yellow beverage that makes people walk funny, talk funny and pee a lot. The bonus for this game, or so I was told, was a visit by George Bush, the current President of the United States.

These are a lot of new concepts for me. It turns out that “The United States of America” is a large area of land that consists of mountains and valleys and plains and forests and lakes and is all governed by a group of people who can never agree on anything. President Bush (I didn’t get what kind of a bush he was – I might be familiar with what his relatives taste like) is in charge of the men who can not agree.

To get to see the game I had to be searched (I am not sure what they were looking for) by a woman wearing gloves. She patted me and squeezed me. It felt good at first, but got really old, really fast. I was told that this had to happen only because George Bush was at the game, so I guess he likes being petted and squeezed.

I did not really get to come close to George Bush, but I did see him come out on the balcony and wave to everyone. He really looked like a person and not a bush, but maybe he was disguised.

The game did not make a lot of sense to me. This isn’t really the sort of stuff I was taught as a little marmot. It seemed to me like the whole thing lasted far too long and wasn’t all that attention grabbing, but I was told that it went into an extra innings (whatever that is) and in the end the Colorado Rockies won by one point. That meant they had one more person who hit a ball not get caught than the Atlanta Braves.

There were other people who came to see President Bush, too. Some of them were not happy he came.

There were other people who came to see President Bush, too. Some of them were not happy he came.

The First Big Trip

My first big trip came just a day after I left the mountains. My friends were meeting an old naval buddy, Roger, who was ‘blowing’ through town (although I didn’t notice a significant change in the weather). Roger came with his girlfriend, Melody. We met them at ‘The Sink’ in Boulder, which is supposed to be a ‘hole in the wall’. I figured that was something like a burrow.

The Sink is a restaurant, which is a place where they serve food for people to eat. The food they made here was pizza, which is a bread crust with bits of plants and animals baked on it, and burgers, which are two bread crusts with an animal baked between them. Yuk!

Roger now lives in Texas, where he is a police officer. That’s really cool, because he gets to go around and help people. But Roger’s a trouble maker, too. After he finished eating, he got a marker from the waitress and put graffiti on the ceiling.

After dinner we went around the University of Colorado and we took pictures in various places. We met a nice lady police officer who agreed to pose for a picture with me, so long as she didn’t appear in the newspaper.

Roger writing on the ceiling.

Roger writing on the ceiling.

Stormy exploring the solar system at the University of Colorado in Boulder.

Stormy exploring the solar system at the University of Colorado in Boulder.

Stormy with a friendly officer from the University of Colorado Police Department.

Stormy with a friendly officer from the University of Colorado Police Department.

 

All About Marmots

The yellow-bellied marmot is the largest member of the ground squirrel family.  They are common in the western North America, primarily in mountainous areas.  Marmots engage in a daily cycle of foraging, sunning, grooming and sleeping.

Yellow-bellied marmots live in mountainous or rocky areas in the steppes, alpine meadows and forests at elevations from 6,500 to 13,500 feet.  They prefer to construct their burrows with multiple entrances in well-drained soil near rock piles or rock walls to keep out predators.  When not foraging, marmots spend their time in or near their burrows, often stretching out on their protective rock outcroppings to enjoy the sun.  Yellow-bellied marmots are primarily diurnal terrestrial animals with heavy set bodies and brown fur with yellow coloration on neck, hips and belly.  They have beaver-like features with a light stripe across bridge of nose and squirrel-like bushy tails.  They have a thumb stump with a nail.

Marmots grow to the size of household cats with a body length of two feet and a tail as long as 10 inches.  Males can weigh in at 12 pounds with females being somewhat lighter than that.  Marmot lifespan is 5 to 10 years in the wild and 10 to 15 years in captivity.  Yellow-bellied marmots live in colonies with males maintaining harems of several females.  Other members of the harem will include yearlings and newborn.  A colony may contain a number of harems.

Marmots love flowering stalks, but their staple diet consists of plants and grasses.  They will also eat fruit, grains, clovers, alfalfa, legumes and insects.  Marmots can become skilled at begging food from people, who they often recognize as a food source, and fatten up on bread products such as cookies and crackers.  Marmots hibernate through winter months.  They tend to grow fat in late summer and early fall before starting hibernation.  Their thick fur makes them look even larger than they are.  Hibernation dens can be as deep as five yards under ground where the marmot will stay during the winter.  They may lose as much as half their weight during hibernation.

Marmots will mate soon after emerging from hibernation. Females only have one litter per year, averaging 3 to 8 young of which half are expected to survive their first year.  The young are born in grass-lined nests in May or June.  The gestation period for a marmot is about four weeks and the young are weaned for an additional four weeks.  Marmot females in a harem are amicable toward each other and tend to raise their offspring jointly.  The young will stay with the mother for the duration of the summer and may hibernate with her.  Sexual maturity in marmots is reached after two years.

Predators of the yellow-bellied marmot include wolves, coyotes, badgers, bobcats, mountain lions, bears, eagles, hawks, owls, weasels and martens.  Marmots use a system of alarm calls to alert colony members to the presence of a predator.  Marmots will chuck, whistle and trill when alarmed by predators.


MARMOT TYPES

Old World Marmots: Alpine marmot (Marmota marmota) Black-capped marmot (Marmota camtschatica) Bobac marmot (Marmota bobac) Golden marmot (Marmota aurea) Gray marmot (Marmota baibacina) Himalayan marmot (Marmota himalayana) Long-tailed marmot (Marmota caudata) Menzbier’s marmot (Marmota menzbieri) Mongolian marmot (Marmota sibirica)

New World Marmots: Alaska marmot (Marmota broweri) Hoary marmot (Marmota caligata) Olympic marmot (Marmota olympus) Vancouver Island marmot (Marmota vancouverensis) Woodchuck (Marmota monax)


If you were a marmot, you’d have a squirrel sitting to your right and a prairie dog sitting to your left.  We are not beavers.
-Stormy
 

 

A rock shelter makes a great home for a marmot.

A rock shelter makes a great home for a marmot.

When content, marmots will lay out in the sun, catching some rays and watching the world go by.

When content, marmots will lay out in the sun, catching some rays and watching the world go by.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Marmots use steep sheltered areas as a means of protection from both the weather and predators.

Marmots use steep sheltered areas as a means of protection from both the weather and predators.

You can't beat the view from where marmots live.

You can’t beat the view from where marmots live.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Gateway to the Rocky Mountain National Park

Estes Park is a popular summer resort town in north central Colorado, located in the southern end of Larimer County, at an elevation of 7,522 feet above sea level.  The population of 5,400 people (2000 census) hosts in excess of four million tourists every year as visitors flood in to explore the natural wonders of the Rocky Mountains.

Estes Park is named after Joel Estes, a prospector who settled in what he called the Estes Valley in 1859.  Estes Park is the home of The Stanley Hotel which was built in the early 1900s by Freelan and Francis Stanley, founders of the Stanley Steamer Company.  This hotel was Stephen King’s inspiration for the fictional Overlook Hotel in The Shining and also appeared in Dumb and Dumber as Hotel Danbury.

Estes Park sits on the eastern boarder of the Rocky Mountain National Park and is connected to Grand Lake, on the park’s western boarder by the 50 mile long Trail Ridge Road, a part of U.S. Highway 34.  Trail Ridge Road is the highest continuously paved highway in the United States, reaching an elevation of 12,183 feet just east of Milner Pass, where it crosses the Continental Divide.  The highest mountain in the 415 square mile Rocky Mountain National Park is Long’s Peak, reaching an elevation of 14,259 feet. 

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Marmot Beginnings

As I sit at the computer, my furry paws racing across the keyboard, I have to consider the puzzlement of the reader as they contemplate reading a blog written by a marmot.  Most people don’t even know what a marmot is!  Explaining marmots is a topic for a different article, though.  In this one, to get the ball rolling, I feel I should share how I came to be sitting at a desk.

 

Stormy is a yellow-bellied marmot.

Stormy is a yellow-bellied marmot.

I never really had great aspirations. I was perfectly happy living on one of the ridges of Mount Ida in the Rocky Mountain National Park.  Being a marmot is a pretty easy job.  You roll out of your burrow when it gets light out, gorge on the local vegetation, sun yourself and get back home before its gets dark.  When winter comes and snow falls, you manage to squeeze your butt down into the burrow and take a winter-long nap.  Marmots hibernate. That’s a part of the job.  The butt gets big gorging in the summer and when you wake up in the spring, you’re half the marmot you used to be.  Hibernation is the toughest part of the job.

 

 

Sheltered rocky outcroppings make for great homes for marmots!

Sheltered rocky outcroppings make for great homes for marmots!

 

Throughout the summer I witnessed hundreds of human tourists wandering up the trail, trying to reach Mount Ida, the peak of which is at 12,880 feet above the sea level.  Sitting on my rock I got to see a lot of gasping tourists wandering by and it wasn’t the beauty of the majestic Rocky Mountains that most of them were gasping at.  My home was 2.1 miles above sea level.  Air up at this elevation is pretty thin (60-65% of sea level) and the exertion of hiking up a steep mountain catches up to inexperienced tourists pretty quickly.  A lot of people who try to make the summit turn back long before they reach it.  This is not an easy hike.  Adding to the complexity of the hike is Colorado weather.  This high up you can get snow in the summer and as a rule, on most afternoons, the skies will open up with a short down burst that will wash the hardiest of adventurers back down the mountain.

It’s best to try to make the summit in the morning, but vacationing tourists love to sleep in and there’s a price to pay for that.  The other marmots and I would sit on the outcropping that is a part of our home and watch people shuffle by.  We’d make bets on which ones would be coming back unsuccessful.  Most of the time it was pretty easy to tell.  Big fat tourists who think they can take on the wilderness are more often suitable snacks for the bears and the mountain lions.  Most of these, though, turn back as soon as they clear the tree line and get a good look at what they will be in for.  Past the initial steep ascent through the woods, the trail to Mount Ida closely follows the up and down terrain of the Continental Divide.  It winds past my burrow and heads out into the parts of the wilderness that I never visited.  Those places are too far, too high and too exposed to the eyes of the predators.  The final leg of the journey to the top of Mount Ida is up a steep rocky slope.  This is perhaps the toughest part of the journey and those who were not overcome by the steep ascent of the first leg and the endurance draining second leg, will often turn back when they realize that they must overcome a huge boulder field that reaches high into the sky.  Of the hundreds who may attempt this hike each day, only dozens actually succeed in seeing the vast wilderness of the northern portion of the Rocky Mountain National Park from atop Mount Ida.

 

Marmots live high in the Rocky Mountains in rugged high altitude terrains.

Marmots live high in the Rocky Mountains in rugged high altitude terrains.

Today was a slow day on the mountain.  The morning was warm and sunny, but not a lot of people made their way up the mountain.  It was around mid-day when I witnessed a group heading up the trail.  They looked fairly fit and stood a good chance, so no one really bet against their ability to make it to the top, but off to the north there was cloud cover and based on prior weather experience, it was easy to tell that there was a storm coming.  Tourists.  They were going to get some excitement out of their hike!  This group took a break next to my outcropping and had a snack.  It didn’t take too long for a pack of us marmots to gather up around these people and work as hard as we could at looking cute.  This is one of the lessons that our mothers teach us early on.  People are suckers for cute and tend to carry a lot of food.  When they see something that’s cute, they try to feed it.  Now, it’s important to stress that park rangers say you’re not supposed to feed the wildlife.  They claim it makes us less self-sufficient and we suffer by not maintaining our hunter-gatherer skills.  My personal thought is that if I can get each tourist to hand me a cracker (that’s an average of 100 a day), I’ll be the world’s fattest marmot come hibernation time.  That’s really all we’re doing, after all – getting ready for the winter.

This group tried not to feed us, but cute is really hard to resist.  It was quickly evident that after they left, we’d have some crumbs to clean up, which is a good deal when you’re a lazy marmot.  Nice tourists tend to be hard to come by.  Most are too tired to care about the wildlife.  Some yell at you for no apparent reason.  Some even throw rocks.  Young humans chase and try to catch you.  These people just enjoyed having our company.  Thankful as I was for the crumbs, I tried to warn them that bad weather was coming and the top of Mount Ida was not going to be a good place this afternoon, but my chirping went unanswered.  Sure enough, soon after we were done gorging on the remaining crumbs, a cold wind came from the north and it was clear the weather was going to turn fast.  Everyone scampered to their burrows.  I hung out on the ledge for a bit, watching the churning clouds, then as the drops of water began to fall, I crawled into my burrow and relaxed.

The storm lasted less than an hour, but when I came out, the mountain had changed.  There were wisps of fog blowing around and hail had fallen on the ground.  Everything was wet and slick and cold.  I lay on a rock sheltered by the outcropping, waiting for the sun to come back out and dry this wet mess up.  The trail remained empty for over an hour.  No one in their right mind would start up the mountain in this weather.  And no one in their right mind should be there when this weather hits.  Well, that’s not quite true.  We all knew one group was up there and it was just about now that I saw them heading back.  They were wet and cold and miserable and listening to them I gathered that they made it halfway up the final leg before the weather overtook them.  Normally I would have written them off as just another bunch of tourists, but then something unexpected happened.  They took a break in the same spot as before and they were still nice to me.  That’s just unheard of.  Most people coming down the mountain are downright grumpy, especially if they get caught in a storm like the one that just passed.

I must admit, I’m a curious marmot.  Often I’d sit on my rock, looking down into the valley bellow.  In the spaces between the trees, over 1000 feet down, I would see large metal boxes racing by on the back surface trails.  Marmot lore held that people sat inside those boxes and that they went far faster than we could imagine from up here, that the black trails were specially built and that all of them led to large people colonies.  This is the dangerous moment when an idea overtakes you and you do something that will forever change your life.  And so starts the story of my adventure.


Editor’s note: Please follow all park rules in regards to animals.  Often these rules may not make sense, but they are in place for a reason and they are designed to keep both people and animals safe.  In the events depicted in this story no animals were allowed to gorge on granola, although the braver ones managed to make off with some sunflower seeds.  No animal was removed from the Rocky Mountain National Park, one of the premiere jewels in the national parks system. 

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