Winter Storms

As I sit here in a snow drift, in the middle of a blizzard, I have to wonder why the only thing in the news is a bunch of old guys in Iowa.  The commentator did mention that they generate a lot of hot air, but I don’t believe this to be a weather related event.

Groundhog Day

Hazardous winter weather. Helmet required.

Punxsutawney Phil already clocked in his prediction as East Coast sunrise comes in earlier than the one in the Rockies and watching his live feed, I noticed the distinct lack of snow on the ground in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.  In stark contrast, Colorado is a solid 24 hours into a blizzard and that will continue for a good chunk of today.

Needless to say, as I stood in the blowing snow, I saw no shadow to indicate a delayed winter.  Six weeks until spring sounds reasonable to me.  Of course don’t forget that this is a strong El Niño year, so even if we have an early warm spring, it will be a wet and stormy one.

One final note to Punxsutawney Phil’s spokesman, please do not ask spectators to take their jackets off in 22 degree weather.  They will all get pneumonia and that just won’t play good on the national news.

Here’s to an early spring – the spring equinox – just like every other year.  Happy winter, everyone.  I’m heading back to my burrow.

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Groundhog Day 2015

Each February 2 I embark on my annual tradition of getting up early and taking a peek out. I try to get that peek while it’s still dark out. It’s got nothing to do with avoiding my shadow. It’s all about psyching myself up for what lies outside. It’s winter out there!

To date I prognosticated seven times and four of the seven times saw fresh snow on the ground. Now I know that my business is winter and I’m looking to make a weather prediction, but consider this – a good prognosticator needs to take some measurements, try a few different spots to see if all the numbers match up. And it’s not getting any warmer out all this time, mind you. And then at the end of the hard scientific measurements you still need to get the traditional shot where you either see your shadow or you don’t. So you’re still standing with your naked toes in cold snow, waiting for the photographer to get the right light and the right angle and the right mood. And all this time your toes are sinking deeper and deeper into the snow and getting colder and colder. And then you see the flash and hear, “Let’s take a couple more to make sure we got it!”

And we do this in the winter, not in blazing hot August. Ever. There’s a lot of psyching up required to get the job done. And a lot of hot herbal teas.

Of course this 2015 is once again a snowy Groundhog Day. That makes three years snow-free and five years with fresh snow on the ground. One would guess the trend predicts how the season will go. In fact, Punxsutawney Phil already went on record with six more weeks of winter. His sunrise is two hours ahead of mine, so he hogs a lot attention by being first to the podium.

Dunkirk Dave and Staten Island Chuck have made their calls already, too. These New York groundhogs are calling for an early spring.

2015 Winter Prediction

While the snow may be deep, Stormy feels that spring is near.

Now that the sun is coming up in the Rockies, it’s my turn to make a call on the weather. The toes are pretty cold standing in yesterday’s snow and the infinitely long field of white snow sure makes it look like winter will never end, especially since we got 9” of the stuff yesterday, but looking up, I see a low cloud base and while it’s light out, the sun is most definitely behind clouds. No shadow today.

I’m going on record, siding with Dave and Chuck. I’m looking for an early spring and warmer weather to come. And believe you me, that’s hard to say when there’s ice stuck between your toes, but I am a marmot. I know this stuff.

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History of the Aurora Fox Theater

I can’t talk about all the things happening at the Aurora Fox Theater without talking about the rich history of the theater itself.

The Aurora Fox Theater opened on October 30, 1946 with a showing of “Claudia and David”, staring Dorothy McGuire and Robert Young. The Fox Theater, as it was then called, was owned by Fox Intermountain Theaters and was an unusual theater at the time. It had a stepped stadium seating area in the rear, which is something that we now take for granted in theaters. The building was a modified quonset hut used by the Lowry Army Air Corps Base during World War II. (The U.S. Air Force separated from the U.S. Army on September 18, 1947.) During these years the theater had a seating capacity of 650 persons.

Fox Theater Fire

Fox Theater Fire, 1983

The Fox was a landmark theater along Colfax in east Aurora for almost four decades, but in 1983 the movie theater experienced a fire. The fire itself did little damage, but damage from smoke and water were significant and the theater had to close. It had to be fully remodeled before it could reopen and was redesigned as a stage theater rather than a movie theater. The new design incorporated the 245 seat Aurora Fox Theater, a smaller black box Aurora Fox Studio Theater and the Aurora Fox Children’s Theater. Together the three theaters are collectively referred to as the Aurora Fox Arts Center and are owned and operated by the City of Aurora Cultural Services Division. The complex reopened in 1985, complete with attached rehearsal and scenery shop facilities. Its first stage show was the western melodrama “Bad Day at Gopher’s Breath”.

The Aurora Fox Arts Center is home to the Aurora Fox Theater Company which presents eight plays every year. The Fox also hosts visiting theater companies, sponsors educational programs and is available to be rented out for private events.

The Aurora Fox Theater is a cultural destination for the shows it puts on, the distinct architecture of the building and the historical district in which it is located, the original Town of Fletcher, where Aurora was born.

Stormy at the Aurora Fox Theater

Stormy at the Aurora Fox Theater, by Patricia Wells

Aurora Fox Theater by night

Aurora Fox Theater by night

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Spamalot

I’ll be honest. I never liked Monty Python. I always viewed their humor as drug-induced slapstick entertainment and never being a big fan of slapstick or self-deprecating comedy, I’ve simply avoided it. I realize that the comedy community holds Monty Python in high regard, arguing that they did for humor what The Beatles did for music. But it just wasn’t there for me.

When asked by the City of Aurora and the Aurora Fox Theater to help with the promotion of the play, I was somewhat leery. It wasn’t my thing and I acknowledged it, but being asked to help was quite an honor and so I agreed to help with the Quest for the Holy Grail geocaching contest. I do love geocaching, after all!

The first step in the process was to watch the 1975 cult classic Monty Python and the Holy Grail. While it had a few funny moments, it was full of humor that I did not relate to in any way. Many scenes were drawn out to the point of being painful. Transitions lacked consistency and the movie’s progression often appeared as a series of random clips. It was a variety show with some common elements. The movie’s conclusion was abrupt, confusing and unfulfilling. Was the whole story about a drug induced hallucination? What happened? Needless to say, I was completely under whelmed.

Spamalot

Spamalot

Fast forward to April 18, when I attended the awarding of the grand prize in the Quest for the Holy Grail at the Aurora Fox presentation of Spamalot. I knew that the play was based on the movie and I honestly expected to see the movie on stage, so coming in I had set the bar very low and it turned out that the play was a pleasant surprise. It was based on the movie, but it was not the movie. There were parts that I simply did not understand, but the story was much tighter, the acting was much better. There was more music and more action and the ending was one that I could understand and relate to. Spamalot was a spoof of the Arthurian legend and it was very well done.

It should be noted that in 2005 the play won the Tony Award for best musical, best actress and best director and also the Drama Desk Award for outstanding musical, lyrics and costume design. The play received the Theater World Award for acting and in 2006 it won the Grammy for best musical. That’s quite a pedigree!

I’m still not a fan of Monty Python. I have no plans of embracing their works, but at the same time, I’ve seen plays that rated far worse than Spamalot and while it’s not a classic must see in my mind, it was a show that I had a good time attending. I’d strongly recommend this show to anyone with an evening to kill in Aurora, especially if you do enjoy Monty Python and their particular brand of humor. For me this show was an evening well spent!

Spamalot is playing at the Aurora Fox through May 4.

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The Grand Prize

Tonight was the big night! I visited the Aurora Fox Theater to see Spamalot and witness the awarding of the grand prize to the winner of the Quest for the Holy Grail! 

Meet the Winner!

Contest winner Nate and the cast of Spamalot.

Meet Nate. He’s 9. He never geocached before. He just started a month ago when the first Quest for the Holy Grail cache was placed. He completed the first three caches and on Thursday, April 10, he was sitting with his mother in their car at 5:30 AM, waiting for the last clue to be announced. What some people do to win a contest! 

Believe it or not, never having done this before, Nate crushed the competition! He solved the puzzle and got to be the guest of honor at tonight’s performance. He helped King Arthur and the knights find the Holy Grail, got a gift basket, a $500 award and a can of spam, all to a standing ovation from a packed house. Go get ’em, kid! And congratulations! It was well deserved!

 

Stormy at the Fox

Aurora Fox Marketing Director Patricia Wells takes a picture of Stormy in front of the theater.

Aurora Fox Theater

The Aurora Fox Theater by night. Great lighting!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meet the Winner

Stormy and Nate, on the Spamalot stage, posing for Patricia Wells, with Nate holding his $500 check.

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Hand and Foot

A few weeks ago a friend taught me a new game. The name of the game was ‘Hand & Foot’, also sometimes referred to as ‘Hand & Butt’. The reason for the second name is due to the fact that people will usually sit on the second set of cards instead of placing them under the foot. The game can be played individually or as teams, if an even number of players are available. This game still took a few hours to play. This is not a game to play if you are in a hurry or want something quick. I’m not sure I’ve ever had an Uno game take this long. But, it was fun.

If you are familiar with Canasta, it is my understanding that this game is very similar. Since I had so much fun, I thought I’d write up the instructions for those who want to have the rules and those who have not learned the game yet.

Requirements: Two more decks of playing cards than players in the game. Decks include all cards from 2 to A and the Jokers.
Goal: Highest score at the end wins.

Four hands are played. Each player/team must have the minimum number of points in their hand before they can lay down (meld). If playing teams, only one team member has to acquire the points to meld and the other team member can play off their cards.

Points required for each meld to start:

  •         Round 1: 50 points
  •         Round 2: 90 points
  •         Round 3: 120 points
  •         Round 4: 150 points

Point values of cards:

  •         4-7 5 points
  •         8-K 10 points
  •         A, 2 20 points
  •         Joker 50 points
  •         Red 3 -300 points
  •         Black 3 -5 points

Other important point values:

  •         Red Book (Clean – no wild cards used) 500 points each
  •         Black Book (Dirty – 1 or 2 wild cards used) 300 points each

Play:

  • Each player draws two sets of ten cards. Keep cards in two separate piles and face down. One set of ten is called the hand, the other is called the foot/butt. Select one set of ten cards and pass it.
  •                 Round 1: Pass to the person on your right
  •                 Round 2: Pass to the person on your left
  •                 Round 3: Pass to your partner if you are doing teams, otherwise, this is your foot/butt
  •                 Round 4: This is your foot/butt
  • High card draw can be used to determine who goes first. Play then proceeds in a clockwise direction.
  • Player draws two cards from one of the excess piles. Player creates sets (three 4s or three 8s or five Js, etc) of cards in order to play. A minimum of three cards are required to make a set. 2s, 3s and Jokers can not be a set.
  • A full set is called a book. Seven cards are required to complete a book. There must be more cards of the value than wild cards at any one time and no more than two wild cards in a book. Only one book of a particular value may be open at one time for a player (or team). Once the book has been closed, then another one of that value can be created for that player/team.
  • The player’s turns lasts until he can no longer continue to put down cards. The player then discards one card. If player runs out of cards before discarding (remember, you can not discard a card that you can play), the player’s turn has not ended.
  • All cards in the hand must be played before the player can play the foot/butt. If during the course of the play the player runs out of cards in his hand, he can pick up the foot cards and continue play. If the player discards the last of his hand cards, then he will use the foot cards on his next turn.
  • In order to ‘go out’, the player/team must have at least one clean book and one dirty book, although more than one of each is allowed.
  • A discard is always required. However, a player cannot discard a card that he can play. Therefore, if a player plays his last card and cannot discard, then he is not out. Yet.
  • If the player has both necessary books, then the other players get one last round to play.
  • If the player/team does not have the necessary books, then play continues normally.
  • If a player discards his last card and he (team) has the necessary books, then play stops immediately and the scoring for the round begins.
  • 2s and Jokers are wild. They can not be used to make a set. Nor can they be discarded. 3s can not be used to make a set, but can be discarded.

Scoring:
Point values are as stated above. For cards not played from the hand and foot/butt, the point values are subtracted from your total:
Suggestions:

  1. Count red (clean) books and multiply by score  point value
  2. Count black (dirty) books and multiply by score  point value
  3. Add up points played. Usually group by 100 for ease of counting (group Jokers, As and 2s, 8s through Ks, 4s through 7s and then count)  point value
  4. Subtract points in your (and your partner’s) hand and foot/butt that were not played. Again group by 100s for ease of counting (or 1000s if there is a number of red 3s)  -point value
  5. Total 1-4. This is your score for one round. The scores from all four rounds are totaled at the end for a final score.
  6. Player or team with the highest score wins.

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Her Majesty, the Queen

It takes connections to hang out with presidents and royalty.

Tonight I got to travel to Boulder to see Queen Margaret. She was in Boulder with the Colorado Shakespeare Festival. I thought that she’d talk to me or at least wave like President Bush had, but instead she spent her time scheming against English nobles and taking advantage of King Henry. It was very sad because everyone kept dying.

I sat in the front row and the nobles kept looking at me. After Queen Margaret killed everyone and was imprisoned by King Richard, I wanted to try out the King’s throne, but a mean guard said I couldn’t. I’m not just any rodent, you know!

Before the show I got the visit some of the more famous sites at the University of Colorado. I checked out the buffalo at Folsom Field and climbed on the sundial at Norlin Library and poked my nose into Old Main. I really enjoy sightseeing!

 

The Colorado State Capitol

There turns out to be some mystique to making rules a mile above sea level!

After seeing President Bush, I decided to take a peek at how the government worked down here. Up in the mountains marmots all did their own thing. For the most part this worked pretty well. You grow up, you find a rock ledge that no other marmot is using, dig it up, make a home and move in. Really, it’s pretty easy being a marmot out in the wild.

It turns out, though, that people have other people to tell them what they need to do and how to live. That doesn’t seem to bother too many folks. I guess life is easy when someone makes all the decisions for you. And if you don’t like who’s making the decisions, every now and again you just throw them out and get someone new to decide what you need to do.

After I saw President Bush, I stopped by the Colorado State Capitol to see where the people who make decisions live. I was corrected that they just make the decisions at the State Capitol and live somewhere else. I don’t understand why people can’t make decisions at home.

I got to wander around the Capitol and see where people work and the desks they sit at. There are a lot of really old things in the Capitol and some really old people, too. It turns out that the Capitol building is one mile above sea level. This turns out to be an arbitrary measurement that is equivalent to 5280 feet. A foot is arbitrary, too. It’s based on the foot of a long dead person who used to make decisions. I guess he measured a lot of stuff with his feet, too.

I learned that living in Denver was a pretty cool thing. Denver is known as “the Mile High” city because some arbitrary measurement places it a mile above sea level. I hope that some day I get to go to sea level and figure out what all the excitement is about.

Stormy peering over the edge at the Colorado State Capitol.

Stormy peering over the edge at the Colorado State Capitol.

Denver is one mile above sea level. But you can't see the sea from here.

Denver is one mile above sea level. But you can’t see the sea from here.

Stormy, perched atop the well worn "Mile High" survey marker.

Stormy, perched atop the well worn “Mile High” survey marker.

Stormy examines the Civil War era cannon in front of the Colorado State Capitol.

Stormy examines the Civil War era cannon in front of the Colorado State Capitol.

The President of the United States

How lucky can a marmot get? Not two days off the mountain and I got to meet George Bush, the President of the United States!

Two days after coming to live in what people call “the civilized world” I was handed tickets to the Colorado Rockies game at Coors Field. The Rockies, which makes me think of majestic tall mountains, are a bunch of men in funny clothes who play a game that requires them to hit a small ball – I thought it was a white rock at first – with a large wooden stick, then run really fast. The game is called baseball and is played in a large green clearing surrounded by layers of uncomfortable seating. It’s sort of like sitting on the side of a mountain, looking down into a valley, something I did a lot of back on Mount Ida.

The Colorado Rockies were playing a team (that’s like a marmot family group) called the Atlanta Braves, who came from some hot muggy place called Georgia. I guess you have to be really brave to live in a hot muggy place. The two teams would take turns hitting the ball, catching it, then chasing each other. This is called a game, but it’s actually treated as some sort of a competition.

The game was held at a place called Coors Field, which is named after a group of people who make a yellow beverage that makes people walk funny, talk funny and pee a lot. The bonus for this game, or so I was told, was a visit by George Bush, the current President of the United States.

These are a lot of new concepts for me. It turns out that “The United States of America” is a large area of land that consists of mountains and valleys and plains and forests and lakes and is all governed by a group of people who can never agree on anything. President Bush (I didn’t get what kind of a bush he was – I might be familiar with what his relatives taste like) is in charge of the men who can not agree.

To get to see the game I had to be searched (I am not sure what they were looking for) by a woman wearing gloves. She patted me and squeezed me. It felt good at first, but got really old, really fast. I was told that this had to happen only because George Bush was at the game, so I guess he likes being petted and squeezed.

I did not really get to come close to George Bush, but I did see him come out on the balcony and wave to everyone. He really looked like a person and not a bush, but maybe he was disguised.

The game did not make a lot of sense to me. This isn’t really the sort of stuff I was taught as a little marmot. It seemed to me like the whole thing lasted far too long and wasn’t all that attention grabbing, but I was told that it went into an extra innings (whatever that is) and in the end the Colorado Rockies won by one point. That meant they had one more person who hit a ball not get caught than the Atlanta Braves.

There were other people who came to see President Bush, too. Some of them were not happy he came.

There were other people who came to see President Bush, too. Some of them were not happy he came.

The First Big Trip

My first big trip came just a day after I left the mountains. My friends were meeting an old naval buddy, Roger, who was ‘blowing’ through town (although I didn’t notice a significant change in the weather). Roger came with his girlfriend, Melody. We met them at ‘The Sink’ in Boulder, which is supposed to be a ‘hole in the wall’. I figured that was something like a burrow.

The Sink is a restaurant, which is a place where they serve food for people to eat. The food they made here was pizza, which is a bread crust with bits of plants and animals baked on it, and burgers, which are two bread crusts with an animal baked between them. Yuk!

Roger now lives in Texas, where he is a police officer. That’s really cool, because he gets to go around and help people. But Roger’s a trouble maker, too. After he finished eating, he got a marker from the waitress and put graffiti on the ceiling.

After dinner we went around the University of Colorado and we took pictures in various places. We met a nice lady police officer who agreed to pose for a picture with me, so long as she didn’t appear in the newspaper.

Roger writing on the ceiling.

Roger writing on the ceiling.

Stormy exploring the solar system at the University of Colorado in Boulder.

Stormy exploring the solar system at the University of Colorado in Boulder.

Stormy with a friendly officer from the University of Colorado Police Department.

Stormy with a friendly officer from the University of Colorado Police Department.