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The Day the Snow Trembled: A Highly Accurate, Slightly Questionable Account of the Great Alpine Snowball Duel of ’08

There are many important days in marmot history. The Picnic Theft. The Great Shoelace Uprising. The Day the Sky Fell Down. That one Tuesday when everyone agreed the wind “felt suspicious”. But none loom larger, none echo quite so dramatically … Continue reading

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The Fur Awakens: Tales of the Marmot Jedi Masters

Deep in the alpine meadows, far from the eyes of humans and even farther from decent cellphone reception, there exists a secret Order older than the oldest hiking boots: The Marmot Jedi Masters, a secret society of Marmot Jedi Masters that … Continue reading

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